Story of My Life Track Two from the OBC of Shrek The Musical Official Day of Release: March 24th Buy here: 2008 Original Broadway Cast. 555K views. Shrek the Musical - Story Of My Life Lyrics. GUARD: (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) GUARD: (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) Oh, dopped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Oh, dropped on a swamp, man, I tell you. Sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. Life is disappointing. Whoa, is what I know. Outted by my nose. That's just how it goes for poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Strife is never ending. (Guard Spoken) Peter Pan! Banished from the town (Guard Spoken) Ugly Duckling! They dragged me from the pond. They broke my magic wand. They blew our condos down. (Guard Spoken) Wicked Witch! Life is but a witch hunt. Mama's in the mud, Mama's in distress. 5tULX.